Hugo Chavez, hero of the America-hating secular progressive Left opens his mouth again, stuff falls out. This time accusing the U.S. of deploying a super duper seekrit weapon and causing Haiti’s earthquake. It was just a practice run, of course. Obama is really just practicing to take over Iran.
This kind of crap, gentle readers, should give you reassurance that you are on the right side of the issues against the blame-America-first Left.