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January 25, 2010

Allah Does Not Dig On Swine

ANTI-JIHADI SILVER BULLET DEVELOPED

How do you scare the crap out of a jihadi who isn’t afraid of death?

lulz.

SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into SUPPOSEDLY “Fearless” Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind. According to the Koran, Allah states, “Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.

more.

Thanks: Jawa.

You laugh, but it’s not so funny to the jihadis who have been killed by the Russians and then allegedly buried all wrapped up in pig skin. Or how about the Israelis who have seriously considered bags of pigs fat on their public buses to deter any palestinian self-exploders.  Some Islamic jihadis in a hurry to collect on their 72 virgins may just be deterred given the fact they cannot enter into Allah’s presence with the stench of swine on them.  As you know, Allah does not dig on swine.  Does it work?  Who knows, but it can’t hurt to think creatively when it comes to fighting islamic terrorism.

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