Counterculture Con HQ

August 10, 2010

Investor to open gay bar Next to Ground Zero Mosque

A prominent Rightwinger sounds dead serious about opening a gay bar next to the Ground Zero victory mosque.  Like the mosque itself, this will all be done in the name of reconciliation and “breaking down barriers” between Islam and teh gay community.   Naturally, the Left will not have a problem with this, but methinks the Muslims won’t be so eager for “reconciliation” when it’s their ox being gored.

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.  As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.  I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.  As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.  My place, however, will have better music.  For investment information, contact me at



  1. […] I previously said the Left should have no problem with rightwingers opening up a gay bar next to the 9/11 mosque I […]

    Pingback by My Muslim Gay Bar: Left Suddenly Not So Interested in Gay Rights « Counterculture Con HQ — August 12, 2010 @ 14:23

  2. GO whoever you are! If you have the money, you MUST DO IT! Gays are a part of OUR society and they’re so intent on being “tolerant” then by God they better learn to love it. Otherwise, and this is only one of the reasons we know, THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT

    Comment by Lisa Abbott — August 17, 2010 @ 15:38

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