This isn’t the Onion, it’s secular progressivism. Apparently when male vultures find themselves in the absence of a female over a period of time they will gravitate to another male and bond with each other instead. That’s what happened at this German zoo. But when a female Griffon vulture was eventually introduced into their pen so they could breed in the hopes of keeping their endangered species alive, gay activists were shocked and dismayed that the homosexual avians were being torn apart by the homophobic zoo keepers! As you can see, the havoc the social disorder we know as secular progressivism is wreaking on Western fertility rates is not isolated to the human population.
Gay Community Protests After Zoo Separates Same-Sex Vulture Couple
(NewsCore) – Members of Germany’s gay community were outraged Tuesday after a pair of homosexual vultures were forcibly parted and made to mate with females. The pair, Guido and Detlef, have become the poster boys for protests against intolerance, even though they are both predatory males.
The griffon vultures, Gyps fulvus, showed no interest in female company. They were happy in their own world, grooming one another with tender sweeps of their savage beaks between rearranging the sticks that made up their nest, although the other vultures kept stealing materials as if to spite their arrangement. Dirk Wewers, the zoo’s curator, said: “They always sat so closely together. They defended their nest from the other vultures. A suitable female was missing and in such a case vultures look for companionship from the next best thing, even if it is a male. Detlef looked for a bird of the opposite sex but settled with Guido.”
Guido was removed last week, however, to be replaced by a flighty female from the Czech Republic who, it is hoped, will tickle Detlef’s fancy and eventually produce little vultures. “Detlef is reorienting himself now,” said Dr Wewers, who dismissed criticism from gay groups at the decision to break up a happy home.
So far, Detlef and the unnamed Czech bird have yet to do the wild thing. Guido, transferred 400 miles (650km) east to a zoo in Ostrava, in the Czech Republic, is also reportedly not too enamored with the heterosexual lifestyle that is being forced upon him. Will it be too late to teach an old vulture new tricks? Both Detlef and Guido are 14 and it is uncertain that the libido of either can live up to the expectations of keepers.
There has been one protest near the zoo gates by a small group of homosexuals standing beneath a rainbow flag, while the German blogosphere is buzzing. “This is like in the Dark Middle Ages, forcibly making a creature sexually reorient itself by tearing its partner from its side,” wrote one campaigner. While the Roman Catholic Church in the arch conservative area of Munsterland is jubilant, homosexual federations and animal protection organizations from the whole world over are indignant.